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I have just got done with playing Aliens vs Predator on the PS3 and I can tell you that it wasn't good at all. I was severely disappointed with how it turned out. It's too bad because I really wanted to like this game.

Lets start with the Marines. When you play as a Marine, you start out with a pistol and you can use flares to toss down hallways or against walls to see. Everything is very dark. It is really hard to see anything. It's darker than the rooms in Doom 3. You can use a flashlight but the radius is really small so it's useless. When you use your pistol you can turn on the flashlight which is attached to it. You can also fire single shots or burst fire to kill aliens. You also have syringes which you can use to inject yourself back to health. You will be constantly using them and they're scarce so this is a problem.

Now lets move onto the Aliens. The aliens are cool. You move fast. You can use your claws or tail as a weapon. Your attacks are really slow and you die a lot too. What disappoints me is that you can't take out a group of marines before they can kill you. You only get a few hits and then you die. It's stupid. You can climb walls and hide and wait for your prey to come and then lunge on him and start swiping him with your claws which is fun but again, you attack so slowly that it's impossible to not lose half your health before you kill the fucker.

Last and not least, the predator. The predator is fun. You have your gun, thermal vision, claws, etc. You can decapitate people and use their heads to open doors that require retina scans. You can jump far but the cursor doesn't stay shown so you can select where you want to jump. For example, if you look at the ground, nothing shows up, if you look up at a ledge that is near the ground, it'll appear and you can jump there.

Overall, all the 3 characters are worthless and aren't fun playing. The maps are too dark and too confusing to navigate. I find myself getting lost constantly because you aren't given any indication as to where to go next. The texts which pop up telling you of your next objective is almost impossible to read and you're just left guessing as to what to do next. The alien and predator attack really slowly and if you are against 2 or 3 marines, you'll die right after you kill the first one.

The online is a joke as well because nobody lets you play as a predator or alien. If you play as a marine, you're fucked! You will die. You have absolutely NO chance at winning or killing anything. I haven't had the chance to play as the predator or alien because nobody will let you and they complain when they can't play as one or the other.

Overall, the game is horrible and not worth your time or money. 1 star out of 10.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I have just found a couple new Dead Rising 2 Gameplay videos on Gamespot and you can view more here. What was particularly intersting was the outfit Chuck was wearing and the purple dildo he used to beat zombies to death with. This game just got a whole lot interesting. I really can't wait until August to get this game. Hopefully, my Xbox 360 should be repaired by then.

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This tic-tac-toe game is impossible!! I think it's gotta be rigged. I've been playing it for about 20 minutes and I haven't won a single game. Give it a shot.

-Satan's Little Gamer

I am very excited about Batman: Arkham Asylum 2. The first was such a huge success. I am hoping this one will be even better.

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Left 4 Dead 2 is not what it seems to be despite what all the critics say. The game is terrible. The one thing that will irritate you is the A.I. Your A.I. teammates are worthless! When you are attacked by a special infected, be prepared to die because your teammates will stand there and do nothing! I have died countless times because the A.I. decided to walk out of the room while I was being smacked around by a tank.

One time, I was pounced by a hunter and was being clawed to death. Know what my A.I. teammate did? He had a gun right? Well, he whips out his frying pan, backs up, and start swiping at thin air. The game is FULL of these kinds of problems which prevent you from having a good time and completing the campaigns. Also, your A.I. is always NEVER right behind you. When you walk for a while, turn around and you will see your teammates way behind trying to catch up to you. Why do they do this? Well, they have to kill EVERYTHING in sight!

After I beat the game, I shipped it back to Gamefly. Valve LIED when they said it would be better than the first. The game was released 1 year AFTER the first was released! What does that tell you? They rushed it!

The first game was excellent! If you were down, your teammates would do everything at their disposal to save your life. The characters are different but the sexes are the same. There are 3 males and one woman just like the first. The skin color, looks, clothes, etc. have been changed. The levels are boring and they weren't scary or suspenseful like the first game.

The new special infected are not fun like last time. They are annoying! There are jockeys which climb on you and basically piggy back you and cause you to keep walking and separating you from your group. There are also spitters which spit acid everywhere and if you step in it, you lose health pretty fast. There are also chargers which are annoying as well. Valve wasn't being creative with the chargers. They basically made a mini version of the tank.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Wanted: Weapons of Fate is based off of the comic books and continues where the movie left off. I have never seen the movie and I never will. The game is very short. The story revolves around this man who is bent on finding his mother's assassin. There are only 9 levels in the game and you can beat the game in less than 6 hours. The difficulties are the same. I know it sounds crazy but it's a VERY easy game. You can get all the Achievements. There is a glitch you can perform to unlock some of them so they aren't so frustratingly hard to complete. The graphics are HORRIBLE!

There is a lot of humor in this game. There is one part in the game where a woman is hanging on the railings to prevent herself from falling to her death. Your guy walks up to her, takes a piece of paper and causes her to fall screaming to her death. It sounds horrible but once you hear the tone the guy has it'll make you laugh out loud. There is a feature you can use in this game and it's called curving bullets. Basically, you can aim, move the curser so it curves around the corner, and fire. You can kill enemies around corners. It's really cool but wears out fast. There is also slo-mo but that gets boring too.

The game is worth renting but not worth buying.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Assassin's Creed 2 is much better than the original. There are a larger variety of missions, the graphics, again, are stunning, you have more weapons, you have more moves you can perform, etc. The combat is the same and the guards are the same. You play as a different character. This time, his name is Enzio. The story continues where the first left off. I would say the game is worth renting because, like before, it's easy to get 1,000/1,000 gamerscore.

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Assassin's Cred Assassin's Creed might seem like the perfect game. But, there are some problems with this one. The graphics are phenomenal. The environment is alive and there are people everywhere. You have beggars, guards, merchants, drunks, crazy people, etc. The combat system is simple. You can hold down the right trigger and press x when the guard starts to strike. You can kill everybody and you won't have a scratch on you. The combat is really repetitive.

Also, the guards are a pain in the ass. I had to kill hundreds of them! They won't leave you alone at all! You can't run, you can't sprint, you can't run around on rooftops, you can't gallop on your horse, you can't trot, etc. Basically, you can't do anything without pissing off the guards. The missions are very repetitive too. You save citizens, interrogate people, work for an informant, and pickpocket. Those are the only missions you can do.

I'd say the game's worth renting but not worth buying. You can get 1,000/1,000 gamerscore really easily with this game.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

WoW To be honest, I never ever thought World of Warcraft was beatable. Well, one man in Taiwan has proved it can be done. How? The Achievement system. He has killed 390,895 enemies and completed 5,906 quests while getting all of them. I am really impressed. You can read more here.

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Mime I know this has nothing to do with gaming but I just had to write an article about it. I think it's pretty cool that Stephen King is writing a sequel to one of his best selling books. I hope he can pull it off. I never read any of Stephen King's books. Well, except for Carrie, Misery, and Christine. I remember seeing the Shining remake on TV and the ending hinted that there could be a sequel. The first film starring Jack Nicholson was the superior version in my opinion. You can read more about this here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I have finally finished Just Cause and I have to say it was an okay game. The graphics are terrible. The hair on Rico looks like a wig and when it moves back and forth it looks like it's going to fall off. The characters look very cartoonish. The creators have stated that there was a lot to explore but there isn't much. All there is is trees. There are trees everywhere. The story is revolves around a CIA agent named Rico who's goal is to overthrow a corrupt government. I actually really enjoyed the story. Some of the missions were frustrating and hard but a majority of them were very easy. You can blow up the WMDs, blow up power plants, etc. It's pretty cool.

The really frustrating part comes in when you have to take over settlements and set the people free from their corrupt government. The military bases are a pain because at first, you can take over all the bases without using explosives and the tanks and helicopters won't fire their rockets at you. Then, without any warning, they start firing rockets continuously at you until you die. It only takes two hits to kill you. When you get hit, you fall to the ground. As you are about to get up the tank already fired for the second time which immediately kills you.

Overall, the game is glitchy, frustrating, hard, and sometimes fun. It's only worth a rental. No more, no less.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I have just watched the video to the left and I can tell you that it's a massive improvement from the first Just Cause game that I have rented from Gamefly. I can't talk about the first one yet until I'm done playing it but I can tell you that Eidos have really improved the graphics. I really cannot wait until Just Cause 2 is released. I couldn't get the video from Kotaku because it was so big. I had to embed one from Youtube. You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Homer 3D There might be a Kane and Lynch movie. There are rumours circulating that say Bruce Willis might take the role of Kane and Billy Bob Thorton might take on the role of Lynch. I think this is a terrible idea. Why? Kane and Lynch has a 6.7 on Gamespot and the average score from the reviews from gamers? 3.9. If the fans really hate this game, why is the movie industry making a movie out of it? Shouldn't you be making movies off of all the successful games? You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I have finished The Godfather 2 video game and I have to say it's a good game when you complete the whole game.

First off, the voice acting is great and the music is too quiet so you can't really listen to some tunes. You're better off listening to your iPod if you want music.

Second, the graphics. The graphics are okay in the cinematic's and they're decent in my opinion.

Third, the story. The story from the movie was completely butchered from the game. The only recognizable scene from the game is when Fredo is on the boat and Fredo gets killed.

Fourth, glitches. Wow, I have NEVER EVER seen a game with so many glitches. This game is just nothing but glitches galore! It didn't stop me from enjoying the game though. It however made me furious that EA got so lazy with this one after doing a tremendous job with the first Godfather game. Want to know the list of glitches?

Here is the list:

Enemies run around in circles. Especially your guards.

Objects disappear and reappear. I have seen a flower box disappear as I fell back into it and when I moved forward and then moved the camera behind me, it was visible again.

If there are enemies on the top floor or bottom floor, your guards will shoot at the ceilings and the floor in an attempt to kill them. Obviously, they'll be unsuccessful.

Characters walk into walls, they get stuck in walls, and vehicles appear stuck in the map. The top half of the car will be visible on the road and the bottom half seems to have sunk through the road.

You constantly have to tell your guards to perform an action over and over and over. This happens either if they are not close enough to the object or you aren't close enough. Sometimes you'll have to try ordering them to perform the task by moving around in different angles. Sometimes you'll be too far and you'll have to get closer to it where you're only a few footsteps away.

Those are pretty much all the glitches I can think of for now. I haven't seen glitches this bad since Kane and Lynch.

Overall, the game turns out to be an average game. If glitches don't annoy the hell out of you, then you might want to rent this. If they bug you to death, skip this one.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I have decided to revisit a video game I have played over a decade ago and review it once more. That game was Driver 2. I have never played the first and I never will. I remember after I bought a PSOne, this was the first game I bought for that system. Well, Driver 2 and Final Fantasy 9 which turned out to be a piece of crap.

Driver 2 was probably one of the most frustrating games you will ever play in your life. The controls are easy to get used to. The problem was the game play. You would mostly do missions where you have to outrun somebody, chase somebody, arrive at a certain destination at a certain time limit, etc. The missions were so frustrating. I remember cussing at the TV screen nonstop.

The graphics were probably the worst I have ever seen for a Playstation game. The buildings looked like they were painted on cardboard cutouts. The plants looked like they were painted as well. They always looked flat.

The music wasn't very good either. It was just the same rock song looping over and over again. The cinematics were terrible as well because you couldn't skip them. You were forced to watch the same damn thing over and over again if you've failed a mission.

The big payoff in the end was the Take A Ride Mode. In this mode, you could pick the vehicle you wanted and you could drive it around in Free Roam while being chased by cops. It was a lot of fun. I used to get caught all the time. Then, about a month later, I was never caught. I could escape the police easily. I played this mode for hours. It was so much fun.

Overall, the game stunk. The controls were okay if you got used to them. The graphics were horrendous! The sound was okay. The music was annoying. The Take A Ride mode was the only positive thing about the game as well. The game was released in 2000 and I believe Grand Theft Auto 3 was released 1 year later with graphics a hell of a lot better than this game.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

ZAMN Do you wish you can relive the days you spent hours playing Zombies Ate My Neighbors with your father when you were a kid? Well, now you can. Zombies Ate My Neighbors is finally available for the Wii's Virtual Console for 800 points. There is another game available called Golden Axe. You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Ghostbusters Logo Pumpkin Carving Some people have a lot of talent when it comes to carving pumpkins. Last year, I saw a carving of Kiefer Sutherland in a pumpkin. I am not kidding when I type this. There are also Bowser and Mario carvings. My favorite carving has to be the Ghostbusters logo carving. You can see more carvings here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Prototype This game looked really cool in the screenshots and the game play videos. But, it's not really a great game. It was created by the same people that created The Incredible Hulk. There are two things that I noticed about both games:

One: The maps from both games look exactly the same.

Two: There is a glitch that occurs when you pause the game when a building crumbles. The sound just abruptly stops when you resume the game. For example, let's say I play a song and pause it halfway and then unpause it and the music doesn't play. It just ends. This glitch was surprisingly in The Incredible Hulk and Prototype. Coincidence? I think not!

The graphics are horrendous in the cutscenes. The characters look very ugly and are unpleasant to look at. Most of the time, I just wanted to skip the cutscenes because of this problem.

The powers, actions, upgrades, etc. are very cool and fun to use. But, once you use them, you have the military on your ass and that is not fun. There will be tanks, helicopters, foot soldiers, etc. Everybody will be firing rockets at you and when you try to run up buildings to escape, you just get shot off repeatedly unless you want to run down the street and have more tanks appear.

The difficulty for this game is RIDICULOUS! I played the game on easy. I know what you're thinking. "The game is easy so there is no problem right?" Wrong! Here is where it went wrong. You play through the game and at the end, out of nowhere, you get these extremely hard and difficult missions. It's like they decided to make the game frustratingly hard in the end for laughs. You have no idea how many times I wanted to take the disc out of the tray and snap it in half. No, it's not in my head. Many others have had these problems as well.

After you complete the game, there is nothing to do but cause destruction which gets boring very quickly. Before I completed the game, I liked to sneak into military bases to kill soldiers or upgrade my skills by consuming soldiers.

It was simple at first. Just go there in a military disguise, consume the commander there, get inside, and do whatever you want.

After I beat the main story, it's a fortress! You have huge guns up on posts, you have sensors that scan you, cameras attached to flying machines, etc. But once you get spotted, the tanks and helicopters appear out of nowhere and blow you to pieces with their rockets. It's just too hard to get in now.

Overall, the game is extremely tedious and repetitive. It's not worth renting or buying. It's a very frustrating game and in the end, there is nothing.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I think this game is going to be great when it is released. 2012 is a long time. I wish Blizzard would release it earlier than that.

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Joker I have finally had the chance to try out Batman Arkham Asylum on the Xbox 360 and I was amazed at how good it was. The graphics are amazing. The environments and the characters look excellent and very detailed. If you have noticed like I have, as you progress through the game, Batman gets bruises and cuts, his cape gets torn more over time, and he starts growing a 5 o'clock shadow.

The story is wonderful as well. The story revolves around Joker breaking free and causing havoc at Arkham. He has released everybody. He has released all the crazies as well as the villains which you fight. There are a few people you don't get to fight. Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Two-Face, and others are not available.

The fights are excellent except a few. The Bane and Killer Croc fights are a waste of time and it seems like the developers didn't put any time into them. You don't really fight Killer Croc actually. You just find him in the Arkham sewers and when he pops up, you just toss your Batarang at him and he just falls back into the water. The Bane fights were frustratingly hard because he keeps charging at you and other guys join the fight and it's hard to fight the goons and Bane at the same time.

There are also the boss fights which involve the Titans. These are the hulk-like creatures that Joker has injected full of his Titan drug. Like Bane, they charge at you and toss unconscious bodies of enemies you fought at you. There are too many of these. There only should have been 2 but I have counted at least 4 of these fights. They should have thrown a Mr. Freeze fight in there somewhere. I would have loved to have fought Mr. Freeze.

Like every other game, there are a few downsides. There are a few complaints that I have with this game:

One: You can't see the enemies. I mean the lunatics who have broken out. They blend into the environment so well and you can't see them clearly unless you have Detective Vision on.

Two: You can't enjoy the awesome graphics because you'll be spending most of your time in Detective Mode. You can't enjoy the hard work the developers put into making the game because you use Detective Mode for practically everything!

Three: The shortage of enemies you fight. Throughout most of the game, you'll be fighting crazies and such and that's about it. There isn't a high variety of enemies you fight. Sure, this is an asylum but I would think that they would put other enemies you can fight. Fighting the same lunatics over and over again gets boring fast.

Four: The game is way too short. I completed the whole thing within two days. It is very fast paced and if you are in for the story and not everything else, it'll end quickly for you. If you want to find all the secrets, it'll make the game longer.

That's pretty much all I have to say about Batman: Arkham Asylum. I would say that it's worth a rent but definitely not worth purchasing.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Brewer A 15 year old boy named Michael Brewer is now recovering from 80% of burns on his body for the next five months. Why? Because he didn't pay somebody $40 for a video game. That's right! A video game! Seriously, what is wrong with people these days? The story goes, Brewer purchased a $40 video game and when he didn't pay, the suspect stole his father's bicycle. Brewer reported it stolen, the suspect was arrested, and his father got his bicycle back. After the suspect was released from a detention center, he and 5 friends went to his apartment complex with rubbing alcohol. They poured it all over him and lit him on fire. A neighbor nearby grabbed a fire extinguisher to put the kid out but Brewer dove into the swimming pool to put himself out.

What is the world coming to when people do shit like this? It just blows my mind how stupid people are! Why are people doing this kind of stuff to each other? Setting somebody on fire isn't going to get you your $40! You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Doom I think this is pretty cool. I haven't played Red Alert in such a long time. It was such a fun game to play. I even have a copy of in my bedroom. I never play it though. I probably should play it. I have always had a blast with this game. I loved building tanks and the telsa coils. Click here to read more.

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Mc Donalds Xbox 360 You can win one when you keep eating at Mc Donalds. Mc Donalds is now advertising that if you eat enough and peel enough of the strips off of your fries or drinks you can win an Xbox 360. This sounds stupid. It's just another gimmick to get more money. What makes matters worse is that there are people who actually go out and spend hundreds of dollars on Mc Donalds just to win the damn thing when they could have saved it up for an Xbox 360 without the high cholestrol and the once in a lifetime fatal heart attack. You can read more here.

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APB I am pretty disappointed about the registration application. The thing is, I haven't registered. They are asking some of the most ridiculous questions like whether your single or married, what race you are, how many kids you have, how much money you make per year, what kind of education do you have, what kind of job do you have, etc. Those are the reasons why I didn't register. That is supposed to be private information and EA has no business asking me those questions just to test their game. You can read more about the Beta release here.

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When you interrogate some of the people in Splinter Cell: Conviction, you will use more aggressive measures. You can slam people into objects and stuff like that. The one thing that I think will be fun is taking my knife and stabbing them in the hand and pinning them to something such as a tree while they sit on the ground crying out in pain. This looks so cool. I wasn't expecting the interrogation techniques to get this violent. But, I love it. In my opinion, the more aggressive you are, the better.

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Here you go. You can now throw footballs at zombies and watch them go boom. This idea was probably taken from the movie Three Kings where the soldiers were tossing footballs with C-4 attached to them and shooting them for target practice. Well, only one soldier did that and pissed off his commanding officer. You can see more videos by clicking here.

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This game looks better and better every day. It amazes me how creative Capcom has become with the weapons you'll be using. I really can't wait to get my hands on this game. The more they show, the more I want it. You can see the other videos by clicking here.

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I really can't wait until this game is released. I know it will be great. I like how Ubisoft has taken a different approach with the series. What makes me laugh is how some fans have complained that the other 3 games were boring and repetitive and then right when Ubisoft changes the game a little, they get angry and demand they change it back to the first three games. Just try out the game and see if you like it. I hope it turns out to be as great as it looks.

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Here is the video. I think it looks disappointing. I expected there to be coop but that is nowhere to be found. Don't get me wrong, this looks fun but it will get old in about an hour or two. I will certainly have more fun playing single player than I would have playing the multiplayer. I just feel let down. I remember way before Capcom even announced they were making Dead Rising 2, fans of the first like myself have cried out for coop if they ever made Dead Rising 2. I just feel like I've been cheated by a company I've given hundreds of dollars to. What Capcom needs to understand is that they need to make games that will last a long time. They should listen to what the fans want and just don't assume what we want. That is what makes a great video game in my opinion.

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I guess Capcom has decided to release eight gameplay videos of Dead Rising 2 today. I strongly suggest you check it out if you liked the first Dead Rising or just like killing zombies for fun. I will watch them all. Click here to see the rest.

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Well, you can only use such a weapon in Dead Rising 2. That's right ladies and gentlemen! After you kill over 300 zombies, you get a wheelchair with 2 assault rifles. One duct taped on each arm rest. You can also use two chainsaws duct taped to a pole that you can use as a weapons. This game just gets better and better. I really want to play Dead Rising 2. Well, I guess I'll go play the first Dead Rising right now. I need my Dead Rising fix. You can read more here.

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Here is the new trailer for APB. I am very excited about it. It looks so cool. It should be released in 2010 somewhere. I hope this game turns out be be as good as it looks. You can read more here.

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Henry Gibson He was not a well known actor but if you watched some of the movies he was in, this guy was certainly going to get a laugh out of you. The only two movies I remember seeing this guy from was Bio-Dome and The Burbs. It is certainly quite sad to see him go. Thanks for all the laughs Henry.

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Bobby Kotick certainly has this in mind. You're probably wondering who this guy is? Well, he's one of the CEO's of Activision. He doesn't want his employees to have fun making video games. If people don't have fun making video games, they won't want to make them anymore.

The guy is obviously an idiot who only cares about the size of his wallet than the quality of the games his company produces. Other video game companies make their workplace as fun as possible where people can be creative with the games their playing. This is one sign that Activision is going down the crapper and Bobby Kotick is one of the men responsible. Seriously, what was the last game this company made that was any good? I can't think of any at all!

I am not counting Ghostbusters because I played it for 6 days then just tossed it on my pile of games where it now collects dust. The Ghostbusters game was short and there wasn't any replay value. The jokes in the game weren't funny or anything. The big problem was Bill Murray. When I heard him, he just sounded like he wasn't even trying anymore. Oh well, luck runs out sooner or later. It's running out fast for Acitivision though. The only thing this company pumps out nowadays is Guitar Hero. People are bound to get sick of it eventually. You can read more here.

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Ghost Patrick Swayze has lost his 20 month battle with pancreatic cancer. This is a sad day for us all. Patrick Swayze was best known best for his roles in Ghost and Dirty Dancing. He was also known for his roles in The Outsiders, Road House, and Point Break. I am very saddened to hear that he died. It was coming anyway. When you have pancreatic cancer, it's pretty hard to beat. It kind of hit my like a ton of bricks because I wasn't paying attention to his condition anymore. Thanks for making the best movies I've ever seen. You will be missed Patrick. Don't drive Whoopi Goldberg nuts you hear?

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Wii Firearm They won't allow it to be advertised as a "gun". Instead, they want it to be advertised as a "firearm". There is no difference in what it's called. It's the same damn thing! How is changing the word going to change the promoting and advertising of their equipment? It won't. It's stupid. You can read more here.

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This looks exciting. I can't wait until this is released. I love how them enable us to use more moves to take out our enemies. I hope there are more levels because the game looks like it moves at a fast pace and I'm kind of worried that once I complete it, I won't play it again. But, I do love killing in Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and Double Agent.

It's fun to freak out the A. I. when you kill somebody but they can't find the body. Soon, they are the next to die. The game play looks excellent. Sam looks better than he did before. Before, Sam looked like a homeless person. I didn't like the look and neither did millions of other Splinter Cell fans. So, Ubisoft changed it.

You can now mark your enemies like you do in Rainbow Six Vegas. So, you can take them out and they wouldn't even know what hit them. This is a cool function and thought I'd never see it in a Splinter Cell game. I like the idea of making Sam more agressive and confrontational.

Before, in the first game, you could elbow an enemy and you'd have to do it twice to knock them out. You couldn't kill anyone without the body being found. Even if you killed everybody, the bodies were found anyway which was stupid. In Pandora Tomorrow, you could kill but most of the time, when you fired your gun, the bullet took a long time to travel and they enemies would be alerted and you would fail the mission. In Chaos Theory, you were equipped with a knife so you could stab your enemies. No bodies would be found because you killed everybody. In Double Agent, you get more gadgets, more ways to kill, etc. The games just get better and better. I am so excited about this game. I really hope it comes out soon in 2010.

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Chucky I have been searching around on IMDB to see what kind of remakes are either getting the greenlight or are thinking about being remade. There are a few I would agree with and a few I wouldn't agree with:

-Child's Play (2010)- I have read about this and found out a little bit of information. Since the original writer of the Child's Play and Bride and Seed movies has butchered everything, he has decided to bring it back to life with a remake of the original Child's Play. A few fans and myself have agreed that trying to bring life back into the series won't help. Chucky has a sense of humor now as showin in Bride and Seed. He isn't scary anymore. The writer says that he plans to make Chucky creepier and scarier. Well, maybe I'll give it a shot since I am a fan of Chucky.

-Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)- I am kind of exicted about this one being made. I think that the person who plays Freddy should either be Billy Bob Thorton or Robert Knepper. If you don't know who Rober Knepper is, you can click here and see. Does he look like a creep to you? Yes? Good. Then he gets to play Freddy. That was an image from the TV series Prison Break.

-Logan's Run (2010)- This movie I have a problem with. I have only seen this movie once in my life around 2006 or 2007. I loved it. It's a classic to me. Basically, the story is nobody lives past the age of 30. When you reach the age of 30, you die. I loved the idea. But, they lowered the age to 21 in the remake. That's right, no gambling in Vegas, no drinking beers with your dad for the first time, etc. First second you 21, you're a dead man. This doesn't make the movie fun to me at all.

You can visit IMDB.com for more information. That is my source of information.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

LAPD Rock Band Here are a bunch of LAPD cops playing Rock Band. Yeah, when the LAPD isn't busy spraying pepper spray in people's mouths and tasering people for the simple act of yelling at them, they're watching a bunch of idiots play Rock Band out the back of some guy's car or worse yet, playing along. Damn the LAPD is useless! Now what does this remind me of? Oh yeah! I was at Wal-Mart no more than a month ago and saw a bunch of idiot adults watching kids playing Guitar Hero and cheering along as they scored points. What ever happened to buying a real guitar, a real drum set, or a real DJ station and making your own fucking music? What? Nobody does that anymore?

Ok, I predict that in the next decade, things in Hollywood and the music industry will be very different or worse yet, the music industry and the movie industry will crash. Nobody will want to listen to the music anymore and nobody will want to watch the movies anymore. The video game industry, hopefully, will still be going strong. Why? They're coming up with new ideas. As for Hollywood and the music industry? For the music industry: Same type of music. Just a different rhythm of music, different lyrics, and a different band name. For Hollywood, it's all reality shows and remakes now. But, occasionally, you'll catch something original but a majority of the time, it turns out to be a piece of crap. You can read more here.

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The Beatles: Rock Band Give me a break! What do they have to be terrified about? Well, they were worried about making the game bad and disappointing Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. These people don't give a shit if you ruin it. They're greedy celebrities now. What about the millions of Beatles fans that are alive today? I am one of them. I am really pissed that such a game was made. Some little kids who have never listened to the Beatles in their entire lives and have never grown to appreciate their music are going to play their songs on Rock Band to unlock a few Achievements to increase their Gamerscore! Then after they unlock these points, they'll just toss on a pile of games and it'll collect dust for years. What a waste. You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

The Dillinger family is threatening to sue EA if they don't remove the Dillinger name from their guns. Well, it's already too late. Millions of copies of the Godfather 2 game have already been sold. All the family wants is money! Besides, why didn't they complain about the first Godfather game? That gun was named the Dillinger too! Would you listen to the descendants of a mass murdering gangster? I probably would. Better change that name EA, otherwise they might shoot up your HQ. You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer