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Scream 4 turned out to be one of the worst horror movies I've seen in a while. At the beginning, it started pretty good. It starts with Sidney coming back to the town where the murders occurred and it happens right on the anniversary of the killings. Again, there's a murderer on the loose who wears the trademark Ghostface mask and goes on a killing spree killing teenagers.

The next couple of paragraphs will feature spoilers so don't read if you don't want to be spoiled.

The movie looks good but as soon as you watch it for a while, you'll begin to experience deja vu. There are certain scenes that are redone. There are a few examples that I can list.

1. The scene where the girl talks to the killer as the boyfriend sits in the chair beaten and tied to a chair. This scene is recreated. It was at this scene that I knew exactly who the killer was. The girl runs outside to rescue her boyfriend after she thinks she beat the killer. I knew the guy in the chair was the killer. I mean, she runs out there and nobody is around to kill her. It was her boyfriend who was the killer. He even stabs her after she unties him.

2. The kitchen scene from the first movie is filmed in the kitchen in what looks like the same damn house. I shit you not, it's the same house. Sidney's cousin is jealous of her cause she wrote books and got famous so she went out and killed people. She even killed her own mother and was planning to kill Sidney so she could get famous. Anyway, the stabbing, like the first one, occured in this movie except it's different. She just stabs him once in the heart to kill him then runs into a wall to get the knife in while it's pointed at her.

When Sidney's cousin explains to her why she killed everybody she said she was jealous that Sidney was getting all of the attention. So all of the killings were about a jealous rage that the cousin had? What a stupid reason to go around killing everyone. She even thought that she could be famous like Sidney if she killed a bunch of people that also included her own mother and Sidney. At the very end of the movie she got her wish. She's famous but only because she was a serial killer.

The whole movie was a mess. By the time I was finished with it, I was glad it was over.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Mind jack turned out to be a very bad game. When I first viewed the game play videos on Game fly it looked like a cool game. Mind jacking into your enemy and killing his own people while the two protagonists stay behind cover and distract them right? Wrong. It's a lot more complicated than that. The two protagonists always charge in and never stay in cover. You can only mind jack one and not the other. You cannot mind jack your enemies unless you drain them of about 75% of their health making Mind jacking useless. Another thing that makes mind jacking useless is that as soon as you mind jack the enemy, they know it's you so they proceed to shoot at you until they kill you. The only things you can mind jack instantly without doing any damage are idle machines that don't fire or civilians armed with only a pistol.

The weapons you use are very weak too. The pistols you use only fire like every second. You fire, wait, then fire again. You can't press the fire button rapidly hoping to get a bunch of shots off. If you try that, it won't work. You're wasting your time. The assault rifles are useless too. You have to fire 10 sometimes 15 times at an enemy's head just for that enemy to go down. The pistols take out your enemy in 1 to 3 shots. If I get a head shot in every other normal game, I can down them in 1 shot. Why isn't that available here?

I almost completed the game but decided to send the game back because the AI on my team is stupid. He or she, most of the time she, just stands there like an idiot while the enemies fire at him/her and kill him/her. I was on a level where I had to kill a bunch of snipers and soldiers at the docks. There were two mechanical robots that were flying over to where I was and my enemy just stood there ignoring them while they proceeded to shoot and me and kill me.

The mind jacking is stupid, the weapons are weak, and the AI on your team is nonexistent. This game is also a co-op game. You can play with somebody online. It's probably the only way you'll win cause the AI obviously can't do what it's programmed to do.

The concept of the game was a good idea. It was just badly executed.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I know a lot of people hated both of the Cabin Fever movies. Some like the first but hate the second. I love the first one but I only find the 2nd one fun to watch as a gore flick. There's not mystery when it comes to the second movie.

As I was watching Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever I was amazed at how they portrayed the hazmat team as heartless people who kill anyone who has come in contact with anyone infected with the deadly bacteria that's killing everybody at the high school. It doesn't matter to them whether you're infected or not. Why would they take the chance of letting somebody go who claims he/she's not infected but he/she IS, in fact infected? They need to make sure everybody is contained. Don't let anyone escape. If they are infected and they don 't know it, the whole thing will spread and there will be a hell of an outbreak. Then, the government is screwed.

I just love how they go around shooting people and the movie paints them out to be horrible people. Well, the person is infected with an incurable disease and he/she is obviously in a lot of pain so to ease their suffering, there's a quick way to take them out, a head shot. There is nothing else than can do.

There is also another thing about this movie that I love. The protagonist in this movie is constantly bullied. The teachers and principal witness it and know about it but blame the person who provoked him. I'm actually glad they have this in the movie. Why? To show the truth. Who gets off the hook and who gets punished in the real world. I should know. I've been bullied for two years of high school and nobody did shit. The schools don't give a damn about you or me.

The one question I've been pondering is how does the government plan to clean up the mess at the high school? There are bodies everywhere, there's blood everywhere. The bacteria is everywhere. How do they plan to clean this all up? I guess that's a question nobody can answer. Not even the director can answer that question and he's the one who directed the damn movie!

I really like this movie. It's a good flick to watch if you're into gory horror movies.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Dead Island turned out to be one of those games that's good at the beginning but gets tedious and frustrating as you continue to play. When I first started playing, I almost sent the game back to Gamefly after15 minutes of walking around looking for something to do. I decided to keep the game for a while to give it a second chance. What a mistake I made. When the game first starts out you get to choose your character from one of 4 classes. A firearms expert, a blunt weapons expert, a throwing weapons expert, and a sharp weapons expert. I picked weapons expert which was a mistake cause there are almost no guns in the game whatsoever.

As I progressed, I have only picked up 3 guns. 2 pistols and during a mission which caused me to send the game back, an assault rifle with only 23 bullets in it. I was on Chapter 5. You don't get full access to a gun store until chapter 15. Why did the developers include a firearms expert if I'm only allowed to use firearms so late in the game? It doesn't make any sense.

The melee weapons you use are stronger than the firearms anyway. You score a head shot on a zombie and they're still alive. You have to shoot them about 4 or 5 times in the head until their head explodes to officially kill them.

Your character swings melee weapons very slowly too. It's amazing I made it as far as I did. I've been updating my tree so I'm strong so don't worry about that. There are instances where you'll be surrounded by 5 or 6 zombies at a time and you'll die instantly. You don't stand a chance.

The graphics are stunningly beautiful. They paid a lot of attention to detail but hardly any attention to combat.

I was in the middle of a mission where I had to escort a survivor but he kept dying so I sent the game back to Gamefly. The game is very frustrating. If you don't want to be frustrated, pass on this one.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

How many of you remember watching The Three Stooges on TV when you were kids? Well, I am 26 and I remember seeing movies of The Three Stooges but I only remember bits and pieces that are played on TV to remind us of the good old days where comedy didn't rely solely on fart jokes and fat people falling down. Back then, Looney Tunes and The Three Stooges were considered controversial for it's time. Now, it's nothing compared to the stuff that's on TV now.

Anyway, when I saw the trailer, a piece of me died inside. This movie looks really stupid. The actors look like they're just doing impressions and they costumes they wear look they're attending a Halloween party. They are introduced to the modern world today and it looks terrible. The Three Stooges should have stayed in the olden days and not revitalized and brought to 2011.

There was also another bit in the trailer where one of the Stooges pokes Snooki's eyes. Who is Snooki you ask? She's the dumb bimbo on the reality show Jersey Shore that plays on MTV. I can't believe they would cast somebody like her in this movie. I will NEVER see this movie. Nothing looked funny. At first, I wanted to see it because Will Sasso was in it because he was excellent on MAD TV. After seeing the trailer, there is no way in hell I'm seeing this!

You can watch the trailer here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Today is a day that we get to remember musician John Lennon for inspiring us with his music. I wasn't even born when he died but I love his music. I grew up listening to all sorts of artists in the back of the car growing up. The artist were Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zeppelin, Def Leopard, Van Halen, The Beatles, Collective Soul, and many others. There was only one musician that inspired me and that was John Lennon. His music, his message, his protests, etc. He was a very unique person. There will never be another artist like him again.

Thank you Mr. Lennon for inspiring millions of people like myself with your music, your message, and your protests. My favorite music video would have to be Imagine. You can view it here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Saints Row: The Third may seem like it's better than it's predecessor Saints Row 2 but it's far from better. In fact, I'd say it's more of a step back from Saints Row 2. I'm not here to complain about the lack of multiplayer because after playing the multiplayer for Saints Row 2, it turned out to be a disaster.

Saints Row The Third's story has you start out at the top of world. You're now the leader of the Third Street Saints. You have your own media company, energy drinks, the Third Street Saints are creating their own movies, etc. The game basically gives you everything. Well, not everything. There are other gangs who are after the Saints power. These gangs are the Deckers, Luchradores, and the Syndicate. They feel that the Saints have too much power and now they want a piece of the action.

You start out in Steelport, home to the Syndicates. It seems like you're at the top of the world but that doesn't last because you lose all of your funds. Now, you have to work your way up to restore the power to where it belongs, to the Third Street Saints. In order to achieve this, you must complete missions which will reward you with weaponry, cars, jets, etc.

There is a cool feature that I like in Saints Row The Third and that is the upgrade option. You can upgrade your cars, gangs, strongholds, how much damage your character can withstand.

The activities have changed as well. You don't do several activities and level up from easy to hard. You just select an activity, complete it once and you're done. This doesn't really make me happy because the activities are too easy and once you complete it once, it's done. You can replay activities but you no longer level up which is a disappointment.

There is a jet that I love from Saints Row: The Third. It's the V-TOL. This jet has two functions. You can fly or you can hover. It also has two weapons. A laser which will fry everything or you can use missiles. I don't think I've ever had fun with a jet as much as I have now. Not even the jet from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was this much fun to use.

I don't have much to say about the game but that it's a step back from Saints Row 2 when it comes to fun stuff to do because the story was short and there isn't much to do in Steelport once you complete everything. I still have things I have to work on like Survival and some challenges.

I'd say that this game is worth buying only if you're a fan but if you're just going to pick it up for Achievements and then move on, I'd say rent it.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I have just played the first Gears of War after loving Gears of War 3. I first played Gears of War 5 years ago and I hated it. I never completed the first act because I ran out of ammo near one of the fountain battles and died repeatedly. After constant nagging from a very good Xbox LIVE friend I finally picked up Gears of War 3 and was impressed at how fun the game was. I first met my Xbox LIVE friend on the game Rainbow Six Vegas when I was farming XP on Dante's so I could get to Elite. He happened to pop in the room and asked if anyone in the room was deaf. I told him I was hard of hearing and asked if I could join the Xtreme Deaf Gamers and he said yes. We've been friends ever since.

Anyway, the first Gears of War turned out to be a disaster and I was quickly reminded why I sent it back. First, lets start with the AI. The AI for your team is worthless. You give them constant orders to attack the enemy and they do nothing. The enemy AI is smart as fuck and they know how to flank, etc. Your teammates on the other hand just run into battle sometimes only to be downed. I remember when I was playing ACT 2 and there is an enemy known as the Kryll. These pesky little rats won't attack if you're in light cause they hate light for some reason. I was playing with the AI on casual and my AI partner just stays in the dark. He never stays right behind me where he should . So, he died repeatedly.

This brings me to another problem. You'll probably never beat the game by yourself on Casual. You'll need a friend to help you beat the game. Also, since this game requires constant communication it's kind of annoying for deaf gamers to play cause you can't maintain constant communication. I'm hard of hearing and my friends on Xbox LIVE are deaf, well, the ones I play with. Most of the friends I have, I don't play with anymore which is sad. I only play with my deaf friends now. The reason this is a problem is because the game developers thought it was a good idea to separate us human players with the worthless AI player that doesn't serve any purpose at all. He's just there. This results in one or the other dying because you have no idea what the other player is doing.

Checkpoints are another problem. There are too little checkpoints. When you reach one checkpoint, it'll take you forever to reach the next one which means you'll have to sometimes repeat whole sections repeatedly just to progress through the game. Also, the levels are too damn long. I swear every level takes at least 15 minutes to complete. The developers thought it'd be a good idea to make 5 levels per act and make them ridiculously long instead of creating multiple levels and making them shorter and easier to complete.

The boss fight at the end is one of the most ridiculous boss fights I've encountered in a video game. It takes place on a train and there are several areas with light and the boss has Kryll surrounding him which he sends out to attack you. There are also Kryll swarming all over the place in the sky. If you don't get to light soon, you're a dead man! It took me 4 or 5 tries to beat General RAMM with my friend. Others were not so fortunate. I have read player reviews on Gamespot and some of have said they had to retry over 20 times.

The difficulty at the end of the game has been jacked up. I hate it when this happens. EA is known for doing this with all of their games. Why can't video game companies just leave the difficulty alone? If I want to play on Casual, keep it casual! Don't switch it up to Hardcore or Insane!

Overall, the game is bad. I would say it's only worth playing through once for the story. I'm not going to even bother trying online again because to me, it's just not worth it. I give the game 3 stars out of 10.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising is unlike any first person shooter you have ever played. If you are a Halo or COD fan, I would suggest you stay away from this one because this game is nothing like that. The game is really hard even on normal. The game is basically a first person shooter where you command your squad like the Rainbow Six series but with a more complicated setup of orders to give to your troops.

You will be spending all of your time killing enemies from over 200, 300, 400, or even 500 feet away from you. When I played this game, I spent all of my time sniping. The game may seem boring because you can't kill your enemies up close and personal like Halo or COD but that's a good thing. This game teaches you to your head and think to stay alive.

The damage in this game is pretty realistic. You get shot in the leg, you can't run, you get shot in the arm, you can't aim properly, you get shot in the head, well, sometimes you'll die and sometimes you'll live. You have to be very careful about running around in the open because any bullet can the one bullet that will finally put an end to your life. Expect to die in this game a lot because this game isn't easy at all.

I have managed to acquire all of the Achievements except one which is to play on Hardcore. I have to wait until I go online and play with my friends. I know for a fact that Hardcore will be very difficult. Normal was hard enough to get through.

Most levels you will be spending about a half an hour trying to get through the levels because you do have to take your time and be smart. If you don't do these two things, you'll die quickly.

I would recommend this game to those who want to try something new. If you are a Halo fanboy or COD fanboy and love those shooters, I'd recommend you skip this series. But, if you're getting sick of those two games, then go on ahead and try this game out.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Gene Simmons Guitar Hero Apparently, the news is Activision has killed the Guitar Hero franchise and True Crime. I have never been a fan of Guitar Hero or Rock Band or any of the other interactive music games that have been created. The reason I am not interested in it is because you GH and RB fans could have saved your money, purchased a real guitar, and learned to play the real thing and make up your own songs. Instead, you pissed all your money away on a plastic controller shaped like a guitar with 4 or 5 colorful buttons on it.

Don't get me wrong, I've played Guitar Hero once when I saw it at Wal-mart. Yeah, my father and I played it for 5 seconds! To us, it was a complete waste of time and money.

Anway, the reason Activision has decided to kill Guitar Hero is because they say they are running out of songs in the rock genre. Well, you can only use so many rock songs before you run out. Well, the good ones from the good bands. Nobody else gives a shit about the shitty bands.

Activision, if you are reading this, if you are for real about killing Guitar Hero permanently, I thank you so much. Hopefully kids out there will put down their plastic guitars and save up their money for the real thing. We can only hope. You can read more here.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Today is a very sad day for us spoof comedy fans. Another spoof legend has passed away. That legend happened to be Leslie Nielsen. He was well known for his roles in Airplane!, The Naked Gun Series, Police Squad, Dracula Dead and Loving It!, Wrongfully Accused, and a whole lot of other spoof movies that he has done in his 60 year span as an actor. The only dramatic role that I've seen him in was Forbidden Planet which, sadly, put me to sleep about half-way through. A friend of mine told me it was a horror film but I thought it was boring and I usually like horror films from the 40s and 50s.

It was reported that Leslie Nielsen died after staying at the hospital for 12 days. He died of complications of pneumonia. He was 84.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Hot Babe According to an article in the Chicago Tribune, playing video games will make you even cooler than you are now. The article says:

The survey of 4,028 teens found that playing video games didn't lead to unhealthy behaviors in boys, who accounted for the majority of gamers in the study. But 5% who reported "problematic" or addictive gaming habits were more likely to smoke cigarettes, use drugs and get into serious fights.

Everyone knows that people who smoke and get into "serious fights" are cooler than most people. Just look at Fight Club. Those guys were way cool. Because they smoked and got into "serious fights." So, take it from the Chicago Tribune, kids, if you want to be cool, play video games!

-Satan's Little Gamer

I haven't been able to find the Cataclysm trailer I saw last night twice on TV so I found this one. I only have one level 80 and that is my Blood Elf DK. I don't have any other 80s. Just low levels that I never bother to level cause I'm having too much fun being a DK. After I built my new computer, I was amazed at how much the graphics improved with my new video card. But, after seeing the trailer for the upcoming Cataclysm, I can't wait to see what the graphics are going to look like now.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

According to this YouTube video, the Japanese are one step closer to creating a form of artificial life that we can screw. This is one of the hottest pop stars in Japan and she happens to be a hologram. It's actually pretty amazing. But not nearly as amazing as my biceps.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Homer Xray Hey Buttholes! Guess who decided to pay attention to his website for a change? That's right, me. I've decided to take a break from boning your mom and spend some time entertaining you. Because I'm so nice. And thoughtful. So, you probably owe me at least a dollar.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Scr4amReview January 5, 2012

Mindjack Review January 5, 2012

Lets Talk About Movies - Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever December 29, 2011

Dead Island Review December 28, 2011

The Three Stooges Trailer Has Been Released! December 8, 2011

The Murder of John Lennon - 31 Years Later December 8, 2011

Saints Row: The Third Review November 24, 2011

Gears of War Review November 23, 2011

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Review July 28, 2011

Say Good-Bye To Guitar Hero For Good! February 16, 2011

Leslie Nielsen, 84, Has Died November 28, 2010

Video Games Make You Look/Act Cool November 17, 2010

New WoW Cataclysm Trailer! November 16, 2010

The Japanese Love A Hologram November 12, 2010

I'm Baaaaaaack! November 10, 2010