Hate Email Response

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Hope you don't mind if I take a moment to publicly respond to a hate-email I recently received.

Dear "Samuel's Mother",

Let me assure you, I am not a devil worshipper. My site's name is merely a Simpsons reference, so you can relax. And, no, I have no interest in luring little "Samuel" into the Den of Satan. I'm not even sure what that means.

I hope my response helps to put your mind at ease. Now, if I might have a private moment with "Samuel".

Hey, "Sammy", what's up? Did you know that if you smoke cigarettes, swear at your mom a lot and worship the devil everyone will think you're cool? It's true! Just being a pal!

-Satan's Little Gamer