This Is Probably The Best MAD TV Skit Ever! May 10, 2008
Here is pretty much the best and funniest Arnold impression done by Will Sasso. My favorite part would have to be the end. I won't spoil it for you.
Thanks for reading/watching.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Music For Your Face - Simon & Garfunkel May 10, 2008
Tonight's musical refreshment is Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard performed live in Central Park by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel fifteen or twenty years ago.
I don't remember the year. What, am I a historian? Google it if you're so curious, Poindexter. Sheesh!
Great song, great concert. Enjoy the vid. Or else.
-Satan's Little Gamer
By the way, spell check recommends "pinfeather" for Poindexter. What the hell is a pinfeather?
Weirdness From Japan May 10, 2008
This fine piece of Japanese entertainment is hilarious! I think. People are laughing throughout the clip, but since I can't speak or read Japanese it could be a sex-ed piece or a documentary on ritual killings for all I'd know.
I was able to deduce through my brilliant powers of perception and reasoning, however, that honor and dignity have ceased to have any meaning in contemporary Japanese society.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Onion Horoscopes May 10, 2008
Here are some of the latest horoscopes from the onion. Head over there for the full list. Good stuff!!
Gemini May 21 - June 21
A team of surgeons will be forced to amputate your leg this Thursday in order to keep themselves from getting bored.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
A mob of torch-wielding villagers will soon gather outside your home, which is odd, as you don't remember inviting a mob of torch-wielding villagers over.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Goodwill and cheer will cause your heart to swell to three times its normal size this week, only to explode minutes later, spreading festive joy all over your respiratory system.
And if you think that's funny, you should see me dance.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Todays Gamer Girl, Part 2 May 10, 2008
Today's second Gamer Girl was emailed to me by my new best friend, B Girlie. She doesn't have a name, so, call her whatever you want.
All I know for sure is that she has two of my favorite things: video games and titties. Or is that three things? Whatever. Click here for more of this knockout.
-Satan's Little Gamer
New X-Files Trailer Coming Out Tomorrow May 10, 2008
To everyone X-Files fan out there, the new X-Files trailer will be coming out in one day. Here is the link to the website with the countdown of the trailer. I hope you are just as excited for it as I am.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Today's Gamer Girl May 10, 2008
Today's Gamer Girl is Nadia. Her XBox handle is vanitesfiend and her hobbies include: posing in her underwear while looking confused. That's TWO talents!
Is it just me, or does she look like she's pondering some perplexing riddle that's haunted makind for centuries, like "I wonder why farts stink"?
-Satan's Little Gamer
What Games Are The "Good Games"? May 10, 2008
Some guy robbed a video store in San Diego yesterday, getting all of the cash in the register, a Playstation 3, and "the good games".
From the article:
The clerk handed over the money, then was ordered back to the supply room to get a PlayStation 3 game player and the surveillance video. The clerk said he couldn't access the videotape. He was directed back to the register, where the robber demanded the good games behind the counter. He got three games and ran out of the store toward College Avenue.
The article never mentions the most interesting part of the story: what three video games did he get? GTA IV? Obviously. What else? Super Mario World? Earthworm Jim 2? I want to know!
-Satan's Little Gamer
Bioshock Is Coming To The Big Screen May 10, 2008
It looks like Bioshock is going to be made into a movie. Is this a good thing? Sure. Will Hollywood ruin it? Probably. Then again, "Pirates of the Caribbean" director Gore Verbinski is set to direct, so, it might turn out great.
From the article:
"I think the whole utopia-gone-wrong story that's cleverly unveiled to players is just brimming with cinematic potential," Verbinski said. "Of all the games I've played, this is one that I felt has a really strong narrative."
You know what else is "brimming with cinematic potential"? My pants. Oh, yeah. All the bitches be wanting me.
-Satan's Little Gamer
This Just In: MK Meets DC Still Sucks May 10, 2008
If you're like me, and I know I am, you love Mortal Kombat for the awesome graphics, great fighting manuevers, and, most of all, the fatalities. And, unless you've been living on the dark side of Mars with your fingers in your ears and your head buried in the ground for the past couple of months, you know that MK Meets DC Comics won't have fatalities. An article on Gamespot explores how this horrible tragedy occurred in the first place.
From the article:
...the game won't feature the gory fatalities for which the fighting franchise is known because DC isn't about to sign off on having its heroes rend opponents limb from limb (or vice versa) in an M-rated game. Despite the absence of severed heads, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon said the gameplay will still be distinctly MK.
Due to "the absence of severed heads" Satan's Little Gamer says that Ed Boon is an asshole and the game will NOT be MK.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Guitar Hero: Def Leppard In The Works May 10, 2008
In an effort to find a new way to sell their music, Def Leppard is following in the footsteps of Motley Crue and Aerosmith. They're turning to Guitar Hero to sell their old hits. Sigh.
I love Def Leppard. I love Aerosmith, too, but whatever happened to writing kick-ass music to sell albums and to sell-out stadiums?
Whatever. Aerosmith got old and Joe Elliot got ugly. I, on the other hand, get hotter and sexier with every passing year.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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