Music For Your Face - Ozzy, Hand Fart Style May 13, 2008
Tonight's musical extravaganza has to be seen to be believed. This is a video of a guy named Jerry Phillips playing Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train".
He plays the whole thing. All of it. Even the solo. With hand farts. I'm not kidding. Hand farts. Not only does he do the entire song with hand farts, he actually does it well. Watch it and see. I guarantee you'll be impressed. Enjoy the vid. Or else.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Japanese "Hanamation" May 13, 2008
Another clip from YouTube Japan. This one is a bizarre clay-mation vid. Like everything else on YouTube Japan, it's weird, and since it's in Japanese, I have no idea what it's supposed to be.
It's mostly little clay people doing almost nothing. Then there's one little clay person who actually takes a pretty graphic crap. I'm not kidding. Watch for yourself. Sick bastard.
-Satan's Little Gamer
GTA IV-Into the Guinness World Record Books May 13, 2008
Congratulations Rockstar and Take-Two, GTA IV is now officially in the Guinness World Record Books as the Highest Grossing Video Game in 24 hours and the Highest Revenue generated by a Entertainment product in 24 hours. That's two world records. So, this proves that GTA IV is the most profitable entertainment product of all-time.
Once again, congratulations Rockstar and Take-Two for perhaps making the best GTA game to date. I have really enjoyed playing your product. Here is the link to the article.
You know what truly belongs in the Guiness Book of World Records but isn't? My spectacular penis.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
New Metal Gear Solid 4 Trailer May 13, 2008
Here is the new trailer for Metal Gear Solid 4. Man, I can't wait for this game to come out. The last time I played my PS3 was on March 31 when I got Rainbow Six Vegas 2 for my birthday. I love my Xbox 360 more than any other system but it looks like I'll be putting my 360 aside when this comes out.
By the way, if you think these are PS2 graphics and the PS3 sucks and the 360 is better, well, buy a PS3, and play a few games. Play online. It's much better. You get free online. Microsoft charges you $50 per year but I'm not the one to complain. I don't mind paying $50. Still, these are by far the best graphics I've ever seen in Metal Gear Solid. The first Metal Gear I played was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty. I got it as a Christmas present and I thank my mom and dad every day for getting me that game. I am a huge Metal Gear Solid fan.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Today's Gamer Girl May 13, 2008
Today's Gamer Girl is Trotsky. I found her over at destructiod. I can tell she's a very high-class young lady. She is wearing a tie, after all.
-Satan's Little Gamer
GTA IV Still Number One May 13, 2008
According to videogamer.com, for the second week in a row, Grand Theft Auto IV is still ranked number one in sales. In the UK at least.
From the article:
In second place is Wii Fit having been outsold by GTA 4 by a ratio of 4-to-1. Wii Play is up to No.3, Mario & Sonic drops to No.4 and Iron Man takes a huge stride up the chart to No.5.
So, in Great Britain Iron Man is moving up the charts? I guess you can't expect good taste from people who eat blood pudding.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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