Satan's Little Gamer - May 14, 2008

Tonight's musical festival of delights is The Doobie Brother's playing their excellent tune Taking It To The Streets in a concert from 1979.

I was actually a member of The Doobie Brothers from 1977 to 1978 when I was forced to leaved the band and enter rehab to battle a fierce addiction to heroin that nearly killed me.

I'm just messing with you. That'd be a cool story though, don't you think? I'll bet I had you going, too! Didn't I? Just admit you believed me, butthole. Enjoy the vid. Or else.

-Satan's Little Gamer

If Microsoft goes through with the motion sensing, they have obviously not learned ANYTHING from their game Totemball. This game was so bad. You had to have a lot of lighting and you had to make sure there weren't any obstacles in the way to interfere with your movement. Also, you had to hold your arms up in the air and move them up and down to control your character. This game was free on the Marketplace. You could download it after you purchased your vision cam. It was complete garbage. You wouldn't get any enjoyment out of it.

My arms got tired after three minutes of having them hang in the air to play the game. Check out some more review on Gamespot.com. I would read the reviews from the 1.0 to 6.0 range. Anyone who gave this game a rating of at least a 7.0 or 8.0 must be out of their mind.

Thanks for reading.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

WARNING: Video contains foul language such as continuous usage of the F word. Little kiddies, I am not responsible if you get grounded tonight for watching this. You have been warned.

Here is a little history from the famous Angry Video Game Nerd. If you think that motion sensors are a good idea for a controller, watch this video.

Remember, the Angry Video Game Nerd does this for comedy and laughs. This isn't meant to be taken seriously. But still, it proves that motion sensor controllers are downright useless.

Thanks for reading/watching.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

I found this article on gaygamer.net and it says that there are rumors saying that Microsoft is going to try and create a motion sensing controller of their own like the Wii. Well Microsoft, are you so desperate to sell your product? I don't think this is a very good idea. If they succeed, it might come out for either the Xbox 360 or the next Xbox system. If you think this is a very good idea Microsoft, think again. The only Wii games I've ever purchased were the following:

Legend of Zelda

Wii Sports

Virtual Console Games

I never play Wii games cause the nunchuk doesn't respond half of the time. It's just another "power glove" like they created for the original Nintendo. If they make another Nintendo with motion sensing controls, I won't buy the system. To be honest, the only time I enjoy the Wii is when I play all the retro games.

One last thing. The games for the Wii weren't that good anyway. It's just mostly games for little kids. Most of the games aren't for adults.

Thanks for reading.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

head up ass Fayobserver.com, a Fayetteville newspaper, is running a story with the headline:

Killer Stitt was immersed in video game.

The article opens with this line:

James Christopher Stitt told a psychiatrist that he played the violent Grand Theft Auto video game until 4 a.m., then killed housemates George Katsigiannis and Jenna Bologna in February 2005.

It's not until the end of this dumb ass article that we read:

Stitt was separated from one or both of his parents through most of his youth. He struggled in school — having to repeat several grades — and got in trouble for angry outbursts with teachers and students. He dropped out, around age 15, in the eighth grade.

Stitt’s father kicked him out around age 15 or 16 because he had been stealing from family members.

Artigues testified that Stitt could be diagnosed with disrupted attachment disorder and childhood trauma disorder.

I wonder why the story opens with the whole GTA deal. Sounds to me like GTA had nothing to do with this guy turning into a psychotic, deranged killer. Guess they have to try to create a controversy to sell their shitty newspaper.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Meagan Today's Gamer Girl is Meagan. I found her here. There were a bunch of pictures of her surrounded by words, but to be totally honest, I didn't pay much attention to any of the words. Why? Because words don't have titties. If they did I'd pay far more attention to them.

Click here for more pix of Meagan.

-Satan's Little Gamer

A cool magic trick performed by Professional Weirdo Criss Angel. How does he do it? He's obviously some kind of wizard, or possibly a warlock. Either that or it's a just a cheap trick.

-Satan's Little Gamer

According to gamingbits.com a new WWII game called Velvet Assassin is coming to the Xbox 360 and it's supposed to be cool, or something.

From the article

Today, Gamecock Media Group announced details and released new screenshots for a new stealth-action game called Velvet Assassin. The game is set during World War II and the main character is "inspired by real-life British secret agent Violette Szabo."

And there it is. The one and only reason I had any interest in this article at all. The name of the company is GAMECOCK. I mean, I hope it's a cool game, but GAMECOCK!! That's awesome!

-Satan's Little Gamer

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