Gamer Girl May 18, 2008
Okay, pervs. You wanted it, you got it. Another nerdcore chick. I don't remember where I found her or what her name is, so let's just say I found her at destructoid and her name is Your Mom.
Click here for the NSFW of Your Mom.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Playstation Gives Themselves A Ten May 18, 2008
Playstation Magazine in the UK rates the new Metal Gear Solid a ten. That's right, they gave themselves a ten.
On an unrelated note, satanslittlegamer.com is now the highest-rated site that has ever existed in the history of the internet, by Satan's Little Gamer.
Also, my mom says I'm cool.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Ten Things That Suck About GTA IV May 18, 2008
Infoaddict.com has an article posted that lists ten things that suck about Grand Theft Auto IV. At first, I thought it would be mindless bitching, but the article makes some pretty good points.
I still love the game, but Chris Jensen, the author of the piece, gets it right. It's definitely worth taking the time to read.
From the article:
1. Money Has No Value
This is my biggest beef with GTA IV: money has little value. You go on a hundred missions to earn cash...for what? More ammo? A new pair of shoes? I have $750,000 in my bank account and I live in a shit-hole. All the clothes I can buy were purchased in the early stages of the game.
Can't argue with that. Now, check out the chick with a face that only a shovel could love.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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