Light Posting Day May 2, 2008
I have a national security meeting with some top government officials and then I'm flying to New York to spend the evening with a couple of super-models, so I won't be posting much today.
Okay, okay. I finally got my copy of GTA IV and I'm locking myself in my room with a case of Pepsi and five bags of Cheeto's to take it for a test drive. Jeez. Cut me some slack.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Music For Your Face - Rush May 2, 2008
Tonight's musical selection is Rush playing a fantastic live version of their hit YYZ. This clip was suggested by a guy known only as Two-Ton Tony. Apparently, Tony is a HUGE Rush fan. (sorry, Two-Ton, it was just too easy).
Seriously, Rush is fantastic, and having seen them live many times, I can tell you they're an amazing live band. Enjoy the vid. Or else.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Emo On Religion May 2, 2008
And now a few words on the mysterious ways of God from Emo Phillips:
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
May he rest in peace. Actually, he's not dead. I was just trying to add a little drama.
You're welcome.
-Satan's Little Gamer
What Pre-1985 Video Game Would You Be? May 2, 2008
Click here if you're interested in taking a little quiz that'll determine what pre-1985 video game you are, or something like that. Turns out I'm a "Thrust Ship". You know, like from Asteroids?
On a side note, how creepy looking is this picture of a "real" Homer Simpson? I can't even look at it, man. It's totally freaking me out. If I saw this in real life, I'd beat it to death with a shovel and run home crying like a little girl. Oh, like you wouldn't?
-Satan's Little Gamer
Sexy Nipple Dance Performance? May 2, 2008
Here's a video nightmare that I found on YouTube Japan. So far, it's had nearly 8 million hits. Eight. Million. The most exciting part comes around the 1:19 mark, and by exciting I mean confusing.
The vid's description says:
The repertoire is sexy nipple dance
Performance by sexy vaudeville theater
Japanese:セクシー寄席
Sexy nipple dance performance? Gwa? I've seen sexy nipple dance performances and I can tell you from experience, this is no sexy nipple dance performance.
There's a link that takes you here, but since I don't speak or read Japanese it clarifies absolutely nothing. I still don't know if I'm supposed to be amused, frightened, horny, or all three.
At least it's not as creepy as Real-Life Homer Simpson.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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