Music For Your Face - Bob Seger May 21, 2008
Tonight's Music For Your Face selection is Bob Seger singing his hit Hollywood Nights live in Boston. Boston? Hollywood Nights in Boston? That don't make a lick 'a sense.
Here's an interesting fact: Bob Seger is my father. We weren't very close when I was growing up, on account of the fact that he was always on the road. We're making up for lost time now, though.
I'm just messing with you. That'd be an awesome story, though, don't you think? Seriously, Bob Seger is not my father, but Darth Vader is.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Guitar Hero III, Legends Of Rock Trailer May 21, 2008
Here's the new Guitar Hero III, Legends Of Rock trailer for those of you who can't play the guitar.
I, however, am a real man, who plays a real guitar, but, I suppose if you're a girl, or a really girlie guy, then there's nothing wrong with getting yourself all worked up about the new Guitar Hero. There's also nothing wrong with dressing up your cat, Mr. Whiskers, in cute little sailor outfits.
Don't be embarassed. Be proud of who you are. Sally.
-Satan's Little Gamer
The Incredible Red Hulk May 21, 2008
According to marvel.com, if you buy your copy of The Hulk video game at Gamestop on June 13th, you'll have access to a version of the game that allows you to play as a red hulk.
Pretty cool, huh? I think he looks just like that Heat Miser guy in that puppet Christmas movie, The Year Without A Santa Claus.
So, maybe I should've said that if you buy your copy of The Hulk at Gamestop on June 13th, you'll have access to a version of the game that allows you to play as the Heat Miser.
It doesn't sound as cool, but, still.....
-Satan's Little Gamer
Here, I Present The Top 6 Most Ridiculous Video Game Lawsuits May 21, 2008
Gamepro.com just posted the top 6 most ridiculous lawsuits involving video games. Man, these lawsuits are indeed, ridiculous. You should check out the article here. One of the lawsuits involves a company suing Capcom for making Dead Rising. I can't really get into details but these are by far, the stupidest lawsuits I've ever seen in my life. Not as stupid as the lawsuit that cost McDonalds millions cause some lady didn't get her order right.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Jack Thompson Guilty On 27 Counts May 21, 2008
A story on arstechnica.com is reporting that professional horse's ass Jack Thompson has been found guilty on 27 counts by the Florida Bar.
From the article:
These are not small offenses, as Judge Tunis recommended a guilty verdict for, among other things, "knowingly making a false statement of material fact or law to a tribunal," "using means that have no purpose other than to embarrass, delay, or burden a third person," "engaging in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit, or misrepresentation," and "making statements that the lawyer knows to be false or with reckless disregard as to the truth or falsity concerning to the qualifications or integrity of a judge."
Wow! So the guy who holds himself up to be society's paragon of virtue has no regard for the law himself? What a shocker! I've said all along that, in my opinion, this clown is a complete fraud. I believe he uses his useless crusade against video game violence as a way to gain fortune and fame.
Thompson said:
"I'm simply making the argument, Judge, that my motivations—which I have tried to make clear, maybe to the point of nausea—are religious..."
Oh, I get it now! He's been doing all of this for religious reasons. He's trying to please God. I'm sure his God is delighted that he engaged "in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit, or misrepresentation" and that he was "making statements that [he] knows to be false". I guess his God doesn't give a shit about being a flaming hypocritical liar. Asshole. I hate this fraudulent bastard so much.
Did you know who he was before he started his crusade? No? Didn't think so. Did Fox News or CNN ever have him on any of their "news" programs before he started his crusade? No? Didn't think so. I wonder if his appearances on TV cause those donation checks to roll into his foundation? Just wondering.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Hilarious Hulk Review May 21, 2008
Head over to Gamespot to read a funny-as-hell review of The Incredible Hulk video game.
From the review:
Hulk game in New York City. Big city! All buildings around, Hulk can smash. Hulk can destroy them all! Everything! Hulk took down one building with thunderclap when puny Army man shoot him with tank. Then Hulk pick up tank and throw it. Hulk like to pick up cars and trucks and vans. One time, Hulk pick up taco van and throw it. It funny, but it still make Hulk mad.
That's funny stuff. Comedy gold. I still wonder why Hulk's weiner doesn't get all enormous and green when he hulks out. Does that make me gay?
-Satan's Little Gamer
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