Satan's Little Gamer - May 23, 2008

Music For Your Face - Bad Company May 23, 2008

Tonight's musical delicacy is Bad Company performing their hit Feel Like Making Love. Bad Co was one of the greatest bands from the 70's and this song is timeless.

I actually co-wrote this song with Paul Rodgers. Naturally, I wanted equal credit, but one night during a drunken marathon poker match, Paul wagered full credit on the song. Sadly, my pair of 2's was no match for his full house and I lost the credit I deserved.

I'm just messing with you. That would be an awesome story if it were true. Don't you think?

-Satan's Little Gamer

SF2 Yep, this game is still Capcom's #1 best seller. I will never forget the day my dad got this game. I thought the cover looked stupid. But, when we got it home and played it, I had a blast. Man, I quit playing Street Fighter after I played Street Fighter Alpha for the Playstation. I thought the characters in the new Street Fighter were stupid.

Anyway, it's amazing how a video game that was released July 1, 1992 (got the date from Gamepot.com) is still the #1 best seller. This was probably one of the best games I've played. I beat every single difficulty in a matter of days. That was when my friend gave me his copy. I didn't complete the whole game till 2002, 2003. Anyway, I had loads of fun playing Street Fighter. Not as much as I did playing Mortal Kombat with all the really cool awesome fatalities.

Here is a list of the 10 best-selling Capcom games of all time:

1. Street Fighter II--Super Nintendo--6.3 million
2. Resident Evil 2--PlayStation--4.96 million
3. Street Fighter II Turbo--Super Nintendo--4.1 million
4. Resident Evil 3 Nemesis--PlayStation--3.5 million
5. Resident Evil--PlayStation--2.75 million
6. Dino Crisis--PlayStation--2.4 million
7. Devil May Cry 4--PlayStation 3, Xbox 360--2.3 million
8. Devil May Cry--PlayStation 2--2.16 million
9. Monster Hunter Freedom 2--PlayStation Portable--2.15 million
10. Onimusha: Warlords--PlayStation 2--2.02 million

I surprised Dead Rising didn't make the list.

Thanks for reading.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

Here, in this video from April 2, Uncle Gary shows us what we can do with our precious satchel charges.

Once again, thanks for the lesson Gary.

Thanks for reading/watching.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

In this video, Uncle Gary shows us how to throw people "in the right direction".

Thanks for the lesson Gary, I'll be sure to try that with my Grandpa...Not.

Thanks for reading/watching.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

In this video. Gary Busey talks about the police force in Saints Row 2. Man, when I was a kid, this guy used to be one of my favorite actors. It's nice to see his face again after so long. Well, there are two more videos which can be found on Gamespot's web site.

By the way, thanks for the lesson Gary.

Thanks for reading/watching.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

New screenshots from Metal Gear Solid IV have just been released. Click here to jump over to Gamespot to check them out.

What can I say? This game looks really cool. Not as cool as me, but still pretty cool.

-Satan's Little Gamer

louie smoking A story in The New York Times is reporting that voice actor Michael Hollick, who starred as Niko Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV, is unhappy with the $100,000 he was paid for the job. That's right, he's unhappy with the $100,000 he was paid.

He worked(?) for 15 months, at an average of $1,050 per day, and he's unhappy. It takes me a little over two weeks to make $1,050. If anyone should be unhappy it's me. Not Michael Hollick. Then there's the fact that I have to actually work for my paycheck. Voice-over work is not work. If you think it is, you're retarded.

It seems, the poor, whiny, little crybaby feels he should've been paid more. I, on the other hand, feel that he should shut the hell up, go play dolls with Matt Damon, and never show his stupid face in public again. Ever. That's just my opinion, however, and I could be wrong, but I'm not.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Here's a look at the classic video game Barbie. If this game isn't a smoking turd, I don't know what is.

Hey, you know who would love this game? Matt Damon, that's who. You remember how much he loves to play with dolls, right?

Okay, I don't know if he plays with dolls for a fact. I'm assuming. I think it's a fair assumption to make, considering his love of non-threatening, androgynous, puzzle games.

I could be wrong. But I'm not.

-Satan's Little Gamer

grater slide Time for some new horoscopes from theonion.com.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

The human mind is capable of wondrous feats of creativity and imagination, but all you'll come up with next week is "Me no speak-a English."

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

You'll soon become a pawn in a deadly game of treachery and deceit, which is too bad, as you'd rather be one of those jumping horsey-guys instead.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

It's amazing what a difference a little hard work and perseverance can make. Or at least, that's what you heard.

Good stuff. Comedy gold.

-Satan's Little Gamer

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