Music For Your Face - David Lee Roth May 24, 2008
Tonight's Music For Your Face is former and current Van Halen front man, David Lee Roth and his hit Just A Gigolo. This song came out in 1985 before Dave split from the band. One of the coolest music videos of all time.
Currently, Dave is touring with the band again, with Ed's son, Wolfie on bass.
Little known fact: I'm David Lee Roth. Seriously. I just maintain this site as a hobby. It brings joy to my life, so give me a break.
I'm just messing with you. But wouldn't it be cool if it were true?
-Satan's Little Gamer
Mass Effect Trailer May 24, 2008
The new Mass Effect trailer is out and it looks pretty hot. This awesome, incredibly popular game is finally coming to the PC on May 28.
If I were a girl, or Matt Damon, I probably wouldn't be interested in this game, but since I'm all man, I can't wait to try it out.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Saint's Row 2 Wallpapers May 24, 2008
If you haven't been to the Saint's Row 2 site you should head over there. Right now. Do it. They have a couple of new wallpapers in the downloads section that are pretty cool. This is one of them.
What do we know about the game from this particular wallpaper? The main character is bald with tatoos and has a couple of guns. He also lives in a city. A city with stop signs and cars.
If I have to wait much longer for this game, I fear I may shit myself. Sure hope I don't shit myself. That would suck.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Resident Evil 5 Will Have Coop May 24, 2008
In Resident Evil 5, you will be able to play the whole game with online coop. The other person is going to be an unknown female player. The main player will be playing as Chris Redfield. Resident Evil 5 will be available for the PS3 and Xbox 360.
In my own personal opinion, this game is going to suck just as bad as Resident Evil 4. Why did they have to ruin the whole thing by giving you limited ammo and enabling you to buy your own weapons? Not ony that, but you were in an entire village full of people who were possessed or something. That was so annoying. I will never buy or rent Resident Evil 5. Sorry Capcom, but you really let me down when you made Resident Evil 4 into what it was, a piece of crap.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Microsoft Will Scrap Some XBLA Titles With Spring Update May 24, 2008
You heard right. Microsoft is going to be scrapping some of the XBLA games that didn't do well in the Marketplace. It will work like this:
Any game with a metacritic score less than 65% will be scrapped.
Any game with a conversion rate less than 6% will be scrapped.
I have no worries or no care for what is going to be scrapped cause I hate the Arcade games. They are just way too hard to play. On some of them, I have almost all of the Achievements, others, I can't get jack.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Watch A Chick Eat A Live Snake, Yummy! May 24, 2008
I was bouncing around YouTube Japan doing what I always do when I'm there: playing one video after another without a clue as to the content since I can't read or speak Japanese, when I stumbled upon this little gem.
It's a Japanese babe eating a live snake, or an eel, possibly a really big worm, in front of an audience in a club or something.
I know it sounds totally cool, right? It's actually pretty weird. It's probably frightening, too, if you're a girl like Matt Damon, in which case, shouldn't you be playing with your dolls about now?
-Satan's Little Gamer
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