Satan's Little Gamer - May 25, 2008

Here's a new TV spot for The Incredible Hulk. How cool does this movie look?

I can't wait for this movie. If I have to wait much longer I just might pee right in my pants.

Two things that guarantee this movie will be better than Iron Man:

1. No Robert Downey Jr.

2. No Gwyneth Paltrow.

Those two things kept me from seeing Iron Man, and I'm so happy to see they're not involved in The Incredible Hulk. I mean, Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow? The two most pretentious actors in Hollywood in the same film. Ew.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Gamespot has some new Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures posted today.

This online rpg looks really cool. I was a huge fan of the Conan book series when I was younger and I'm itching to try out this game. I was going to get WoW, but I think I'll get this instead.

Maybe I'll get both. Who's going to stop me? You?

Seriously, if you've played both, email me and let me know which you prefer and why.

-Satan's Little Gamer

This is Jo Garcia, Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year. See more of her and read an interview with her over at kotaku.

She says she's a true gamer. Is she really? Sure. Why not? Do I care? Nope. What the hell do I care if she's into games or not. If I got this chick alone for a couple of hours do you think I'd be challenging her to a round of Mario Kart 64?

Does anyone know what the hell a "cyber girl" is? Is she CGI? A cyborg? What the hell does it mean?

-Satan's Little Gamer

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