Music For Your Face - Johnny Cash May 4, 2008
Tonight's musical delight is Johnny Cash's Boy Named Sue. One of the coolest songs of all time performed live in San Quentin. I think. Maybe it's Folsom Prison. I don't know. It's cool and it's live. Just enjoy the vid. Or else.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Voodoo Slumlord Gets Some Coffee May 4, 2008
Voodoo Slumlord has proven himself to be a gamer of heroic proportions, for you see, he has made it to the top of the coffee cup of The Statue Of Happiness!
How cool is that? Much cooler than me, obviously. If I were any sort of man, I'd have made it there myself.
It seems apparent that I'm not a man at all. Judging by my serious lack of gaming skills, I must be a girl. I must be a little girl in a pretty little party dress. But one day, one day soon, I'll be a man! You'll see! I'll show you all!
-Satan's Little Gamer
The Incredible Hulk May 4, 2008
It's only a matter of weeks before a new and improved version of The Incredible Hulk, starring Edward Norton, will be in theaters.
I'm sure you'd all agree with me that The Incredible Hulk could kick the piss out of Iron Man. As long as we're all in agreement.
While we're on the subject, is it just me that's bewildered by the casting choices being made for the latest round of comic book movies? I mean, Robert Downey Jr, Edward Norton, Liv Tyler and Gwyneth Paltrow? What's next? Jim Carrey as the new Superman?
Maybe there's a shortage of actors in Hollywood?
-Satan's Little Gamer
The Incredible Hulk Trailer May 4, 2008
You may have seen this trailer already. It's only been out for a month now.
If you've already seen it, quit your crying and click here to see the Sexy Nipple Dance Performance instead..
Weirdo.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Stick Figure Kung Fu May 4, 2008
And now, because there is nothing more entertaining than watching stick figures beat the living crap out of each other, Satan's Little Gamer Presents:
Xiao Xiao 3!!
Watch the whole thing. It gets better towards the end. Seriously.
By the way, I found this little gem at arcadena.com. Check out the site - or don't. I don't give a steaming pile.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Saints Row 2, Revenge Of The Red Baron May 4, 2008
Saints Row 2 is still months away, and I honestly can't wait for this game to come out. I'll be all bangin' wit' my homies, doin' da' blat, blat, an' what not.
I was just a little puzzled when I saw this picture from the game. What the hell is that? The Sopwith Camel? Will we be doing battle with The Bloody Red Baron of Germany? I mean, seriously, a bi-plane?
-Satan's Little Gamer
Parents Outraged Over Violent Video Game May 4, 2008
Can you guess the game that has parents outraged? That's right, Grand Theft Auto IV. The game that's so cool, I bought two. One for XBox 360 and one for PS3.
Anyway, according to the article:
Blah, blah, blah, violence. Blah, blah, blah, sex. Blah, blah, blah, outraged. Blah, blah, blah, banned.
That's not word-for-word, but I think I captured the basic gist. I just have one question: Are any of these people aware there's a WAR going on? A REAL war with REAL violence?
And, yes, that's Johnny Cash. Pretty cool, huh?
-Satan's Little Gamer
Japanese McDonald's Commercial.....I Think May 4, 2008
I found this clip on YouTube Japan and I'm pretty sure it's a McDonald's commercial or possibly a compilation of McDonald's commercials set to happy, number one, super, good-luck, music.
I suppose it's possible that this is a commercial for anti-psychotic pharmaceuticals. I don't speak Japanese, so I have no idea. You're guess is as good as mine.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Conan O'Brien's Friendlier, Tamer GTA IV May 4, 2008
Conan O'Brien got his hands on a friendly, tamer version of Grand Theft Auto IV and wonders if it's better without the violence.
I, for one, think it's sweet and touching. I also like to color with my crayons!
-Satan's Little Gamer
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