Satan's Little Gamer - May 5, 2008

Yesterday was the 38th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre, when four college students who were peacefully protesting Nixon's illegal invasion of Cambodia during the Vietnam war were killed by Ohio National Guardsmen.

So, in honor of that infamous day, tonight's musical selection is Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's Classic Hit "Ohio", which is about the massacre.

-Satan's Little Gamer

GTA RPG Man, the last four days were the best in my life. I haven't had this much fun playing a GTA game in my life. The graphics were amazing. The characters looked like real life people. I am amazed how they added teeth to the characters this time. Great job Rockstar. Great job on the graphics. The city looked really cool, especially when you're flying a chopper at night.

The sound was amazing. Everything sounded realistic. The guns sounded really cool. I loved the voice acting. My favorite voice would have to be Niko's. The voice that annoyed me the most was everyone else's. Whenever you picked them up for a mission, they would yak yak yak yak on and on and on and on. It was annoying so I muted the sound. The missions were great. Most of them frustrating. I had the help with the Xbox.com forums.

The storyline was great. I really enjoyed the story. To be honest, I skipped a lot of the cut scenes cause I was afraid they would count as time spent playing the game. I was working for the Liberty City Minute Achievement. I got it at the end of the game.

Here is the funny part. When I completed the game, I got the $500,000 Achievement and the You Won! Achievement at 11:59. I skipped the credits and it immediately turned to midnight. My Liberty City Minute Achievement unlocked at the stroke of midnight.

The driving and the shooting took some time getting used to. Believe me, when I first started, I had crappy cars and crappy guns. The only thing I had was a knife, my fists, a pistol, and a shotgun. I was really not enjoying the first few hours of the game but as I moved on, it got better. I got better weapons better knowledge of how to control the cars, when to brake, when to speed up, etc.

Trust me, the first few hours may seem like a pain in the ass but as you keep playing, you'll get better at knowing how everything works.

Now, all I got to do is work on the side missions and all that stuff.

Thanks for reading.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

rosie Here's something that caught my eye while playing GTA IV. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am. As one of the street names appeared on my screen I swear it said "Shinycock Ave".

I have to double-check this, but I'm pretty sure that's what it said. If it didn't, it should have, because it would be hilarious.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Men And Their Video Games May 5, 2008

perfect woman Some chick is ranting on her blog about men and their video games. It's pretty funny, but I don't think it's meant to be. (read her blog here)

From her rant:

1. Waiting in long lines. Men all over the country waited in long Game Stop lines in order to purchase the game. Some even went as far as arriving at the store before it opened. My only hope is that they arrive to work everyday with the same enthusiasm.

If he works at a strip-club, then trust me, he definitely arrives at work everyday with the same enthusiasm.

-Satan's Little Gamer

You wanted it, you got it. More violence against harmless penguins. I don't know why you folks are so crazy about slapping the little buggers around, but, whatever.

Be warned, however. I'm sure there are studies out there somewhere proving a definitive connection between Yeti Sports and violent behavior.

-Satan's Little Gamer

I had so much positive feedback after I posted the first Yeti Sports flash game yesterday. So, without further ado, here's Yeti Sports #2! Yay!

This one's a little more challenging. You have to hit the penguins with snowballs, which will impale them in the ice wall like cute, little darts.

Have fun! You horrible, horrible monster.

-Satan's Little Gamer

If you've never played Yeti Sports #1, give it a try. There's nothing like whacking penguins with a baseball bat to relieve stress.

Try out the other Yeti Sports and other weird games at arcadena.com.

Left-click to launch the penguin and left-click again to swing at the cute, little guy. Sicko.

-Satan's Little Gamer

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