Music For Your Face - Jethro Tull June 2, 2008
Tonight's musical feast, brought to you all the way from 1969, is Living in the Past by Jethro Tull. I could've brought you something a little more contemporary, but I'm living in the past. Get it? I have a wonderful sense of humor.
-Satan's Little Gamer
EGM Won't Review Metal Gear June 2, 2008
So, Konami is making demands on anyone in the gaming press who wants to review Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, and because of those demands EGM is refusing to review the game. I say, right on, EGM.
From an article on destructoid:
Rather than crook the knee to Konami, EGM has actually refused to review Metal Gear Solid 4 thanks to Konami's demands that nobody mention the game's alleged large install sizes and cutscenes.
I'll still be getting the game, of course, but I'm very disappointed in Konami and if I ever run into any of the head guys from Konami, I swear I'll give them the finger. Seriously.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Have Some Horoscopes June 2, 2008
Time for some more horoscopes from theonion.com.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Your water will break while watching a performance of The Marriage Of Figaro, causing you great surprise, as you are not pregnant, female, or interested in opera.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Just because the ambulances go by at high speeds does not mean they want to race you.
Leo July 23 - August 22
The little black dress is an instant sophisticator—slimming, elegant, and timeless—but you'd be better off going with something flame-resistant this weekend.
Good stuff.
-Satan's Little Gamer
GTA IV Online Game Guide June 2, 2008
Gamespot has an online game guide for Grand Theft Auto IV that's quite impressive. Head over there and check it out. Or don't. I don't really give a steaming pile of crap what you do. I'm not your mother, after all....or am I?
-Satan's Little Gamer
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