Music For Your Face - Pink Floyd July 2, 2008
Tonight's Musical Extravaganza is Pink Floyd's video for their hit Learning to Fly. Awesome band. Great song. Cool vid. Enjoy it. Or don't. I don't really give a steaming pile.
-Satan's Little Gamer
George Carlin - Saving The Planet July 2, 2008
Here is George Carlin talking about our obsession with saving the planet. This one is really funny to watch. Once again, thanks for all your comedy gold George.
One Of The Chicks From Suicide Girls Reenact GTA IV July 2, 2008
See the chick on the left? Okay. That is from the video game GTA IV. See the really ugly chick on the right? That is one of the Suicide Girls. I think she did this for fun but god damn! She is so fucking ugly. I'd rather bone the chick on the left than this abomination on the right. God damn, she is just so ugly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to go get my screwdriver kit so I can gouge my eyes out in pure horror and utter fear of the chick on the right. (Goes gets screwdriver, loud screaming and stabbing sounds, comes back to computer) Well, I hope that helped. Wait! I have a third eye on my forehead. I guess I'll keep the third eye for now.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Want A 1Up Burger? Well, Here Is Your Chance To Get One July 2, 2008
That burger is real. No, it is not a real mushroom. That is just food coloring added for effect. They are selling these on the 4th of July and they are vegetarian burgers. If you are a hardcore Mario fan and vegetarian, this, my friends, is for you.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Pedophile Meets Girls On WOW July 2, 2008
31-year-old Anthony Taylor wasn't only interested in playing WOW, he was interested in meeting underage girls. In fact, that's exactly what he decided to do when he started playing WOW. Anthony Taylor met a 15-year-old girl on WOW and developed a relationship with her. He sent her messages that are NOT TO EVER BE SENT TO A CHILD and made phone calls that should NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE TO A CHILD. Well, the girl's dad found out about what was going on and threatened to kill him.
So, Anthony bought her a plane ticket and gave her money for the cab fare. The girl's dad didn't let her go to the airport so Anthony went instead where he was met by police officers. When he was approached by the police, he stated the following, "I think the age could be a problem." Yeah, no shit asshole.
When he was brought before a judge, they found something interesting and I shit you not, this is real information. The guy had a real life current girlfriend he met online who, thankfully, is 27. He also had a child with a 16-year-old girl.
He was sentenced to whatever the fuck this means, a “seven-month non-custodial intensive corrections order”. Wow? This is the treatments pedophiles get now days? We must be doing something wrong in this country cause seven months is not enough. I would strap this guy to the electric chair and fry his ass.
Thanks for reading.
Yours, SatansLittleGamer
50 Skills That Every Gamer Should Master July 2, 2008
Gamesradar has a great article posted that details 50 skills that every gamer should master.
From the article:
1. Give a game a review score without ever actually playing the game
A cursory glance from 20 paces of a grainy postage stamp-sized super lo-res scanned-in screenshot pinned to the ass-feathers of a headless chicken in a sandstorm should be all you need to confidently attribute an authoritative and infallible review score to any game. It's how professional reviewers have been doing it for years.
9. Play driving games without 'steering' the controller
Unless you're a girl. Then you can't help it.
43. Well developed bladder control
You're not going to get to level 70 by taking a piss break every three hours.
Funny stuff. Comedy gold. Jump over to gamesradar and give it a read. Unless you're afraid. You're not afraid, are you? Sally?
-Satan's Little Gamer
Blizzard Confirms New Unknown MMO July 2, 2008
According to shacknews, Blizzard has confirmed that it has a new mmo in the works.
From the article:
Pardo affirmed that Blizzard's recent job listings for an "unannounced next-gen MMO" were not related to Diablo III. The company had previously stated that the project was not a World of Warcraft expansion either.
Is this the most awesome news you've heard today? I think it is. I truly think it is. Don't argue.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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