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Midnight Release of Gears Of War 2 Halted In Canada                                      November 7, 2008


Brandon CrispCanada/Vancouver video game store Future Games will not be releasing Gears of War at midnight to pay their respects to Brandon Crisp who's body was discovered last week in Barrie. As you know, this kid ran away after his parent's confiscated his Xbox 360. Click here to read the article.

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Activision Giving Away Free Guitar Hero III To Troops In Iraq                        November 7, 2008


Guitar HeroThis is true, Activision is giving away all their Guitar Hero III to troops in Iraq. They probably need to make room to stock up on Guitar Hero:Aerosmith and Guitar Hero: World Tour. Also, maybe our troops can not kill terrorists out in Iraq but entertain them. Maybe they'll just make them angry since most of them will probably suck at playing Guitar Hero. Click here to read about Activision's stupid donation!

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Rumor: Somebody Says Dead Rising 2 Is In Development                                November 7, 2008


Dead RisingCapcom has refused to comment or confirm that they are working on Dead Rising 2. All the money Capcom made on Dead Rising, they lost. Why? That old fat-assed dipshit George A. Romero sued Capcom and won his case. What he won? Well, every single copy of Dead Rising that Capcom has made a profit off of, will be given to George A. Romero. This has caused Capcom to pull the game off shelves after losing their lawsuit. Sure, the game Dead Rising was based on his movie. That was flat out copyright infringement and Capcom knew it. My dad and I have got to thank Capcom big time for creating Dead Rising. We both love Dead Rising. I won't play it anymore since it gave my console the RROD twice. It never officially killed my Xbox 360 though. The Omen was what killed my Xbox 360. Sorry for the long rant but George A. Romero is the absolute reason why Dead Rising 2 won't ever be made. By the way, the lawsuit against Capcom was just for the money. George A. Romero waited for two years after the game was released and made millions of dollars. Then, he figured this was a great opportunity to sue them and won his lawsuit. What a lazy fuck George A. Romero is isn't he? I will never watch another one of his films again. Click here to read the rumor.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer


Want To Play the Ocarina On Your iPhone?                                                      November 7, 2008


Ocarina of TimeYou can't play the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time but you can play Link's Orcarina on your iPhone. I shit you not, these videos are real. Click here to read and see more. Have fun you Zelda fans.

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Prison Inmate Sues Blizzard Over World of Warcraft Addiction                        November 7, 2008


George BushA prisoner who has been committed of wire fraud has been suing several people for the reason that he is in prison. He is suing Blizzard for causing him to become addicted to World of Warcraft, causing him to live in his own fantasy world. I ain't buying this idiot's story for a second! In the history of video games, I have never seen one game entice someone to commit wire fraud. He is the one that became addicted to it! That is not all he tried to sue. He tried to sue the makers of GTA IV, George Bush, Michael Vick, National Public Radio, Barry Bonds, Plato, and the Eiffel Tower. Seriously? All that is responsible for you committing wire fraud? Well, I'll give you credit and believe the George Bush part. You look in the man's eyes and it makes you do horrible things.

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Like Obama? Like Super Mario's World? Well, We Have The Game For You      November 7, 2008


Super Obama's WorldThere is a little version of Super Mario World that doesn't include Mario but President Barack Obama. It's called, Super Obama's World. I thought it looked cute. I never played it but I would love to. I think it's pretty funny. Click here to read the article.

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