Satan's Little Gamer - January 27, 2009

I stumbled across this little piece of weirdness on YouTube. Check it out. It's weird. Like you.

-Satan's Little Gamer

Found another gem on The YouTubes. Funny stuff. You should watch it. Unless you're chicken.

-Satan's Little Gamer

At first, The Force Unleashed might seem like a great game but believe me, it's not a great game at all! It's horrible! The controls for this game were a joke! You move so slowly it's ridiculous! There is no way to run except for doing the Force Dash to speed your guy up and that drains your force meter fast if you use it excessively. The aiming is crap! You can only target one enemy at a time while you are up against 5 or 7 enemies. The story was garbage! I had no idea what the story was about! The A.I. for the enemies is shit and they are very strong. On chapter 2 Primus Nexxus, I was on this platform and this enemy hits me sending me flying off the cliff. Why did I go up there? To activate this jet engine type of thing to fight the boss. The annoying thing is, the fucker pops up right next to you when the boss appears and knocks you off the cliff. The music is something I didn't really pay any attention to since I can't hear it that well. The voice acting was the only thing I liked about the game. The cutscenes were pretty boring except for the ones where you are about to fight or they show Darth Vader. I couldn't even get past chapter 2 on this game. I was on the Apprentace difficulty for Fuck's sake! After trying to beat chapter 2 for two days, I sent the game back to Gamefly in exchange for Bully.

I give this game 1 star out of 5. 1 star off for bad story. 1 star off for bad controls. 1 star off for bad aiming. 1 star off for making the game virtually unbeatable! Just stay away from this game and play Star Wars Battlefront than this piece of shit game.

Thanks fo reading.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer