Satan's Little Gamer - February 9, 2009

Well, it is true. The video that was leaked everywhere on the net has been confirmed to be actual footage of the new Dead Rising 2 game. The game will be released for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. Click here to see the other four images. I am really excited about this game. I really can't wait till it comes out on the Xbox 360 and PC. I will get it for both systems. I hope it has coop this time.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

The Darkness I played this game for about three hours and I've got to say that it is a major piece of shit. For starters, there is no indication on what your objectives are! There are NO objectives! There is no radar so you have no idea where you or the enemies are. There are no arrows or logos to signify that you need to go to a certain building before doing anything else to proceed through the game.

This game is INSANELY BORING! Your guy walks around very very slowly. It takes forever for him to get anywhere! You die after you take about six or seven shots (I played on the Easy difficulty). I got to chapter 5 and it took me about two hours to get to that chapter. Took forever to figure out how to get there!

Then when I show up near this woman's apartment, I can hear her calling me and telling me to use a door. It took me about 15 fucking minutes to find the damn door! Then another five to find her apartment room to ring the doorbell and enter. After I leave her apartment, I checked Youtube to find a video guide for the game. Well, I found out I had to answer the phone in the apartment to proceed to the next chapter. Guess what? I can't get back in her fucking room! I can't continue to a point where I am inside her apartment. Guess what I would have to do? I would have to restart the WHOLE fucking game all over again! That's right! You make one little fuck up and you have to restart the whole fucking thing!

I give this game 1 star out of 5. 3 stars of for no indications for objectives or whatever the fuck I have to do. 1 star off for making this game INSANELY BORING!

I put this game back into the envelope and I'm going to mail this piece of shit back to Gamefly tomorrow.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

The Incredible Hulk This game may seem like a fun game but I promise you, it's a piece of shit! The game is pretty boring. All you do is fight humans in tank armor or something until you get to Abomination. The missions are repetitive and boring. It's always escort this, destroy that, capture or get this. The missions are frustratingly hard! Trust me, I will never go through the missions ever again.

Let's look at the positives. The graphics are great. The environments look great. The sounds are great too. It is really fun to destroy stuff. Well, that's pretty much about it.

It took me fucking forever to get all 200 canisters. 100 Gamma canisters and 100 Fury canisters. Took me three tries to get them all.

I give this game a 2 stars out of five. Two stars off for repetitive and boring missions. One more star off for boring boss fights and useless missions.

I have put this game back in it's envelope and I will mail it back to Gamefly tomorrow.

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Yours, SatansLittleGamer

comic convention babe This is a babe from one of the booths at the New York Comic Convention held this past weekend. Go here if you want to see even more comic con babes.

-Satan's Little Gamer