Amazon Will Sell $35 Punch Out Kit March 31, 2009
This kit to the left is an Amazon exclusive. It will cost $34.99 to purchase it with the game. It contains a replica of King Hippo's crown (probably made of cheap cardboard), an inflatable King Hippo desktop punching bag (really? who needs a small punching bag? How bout a life sized one?), a Doc Lewis remedy chocolate bar (make yourself nice and fat like King Hippo, then use the small King Hippo punching bag to break a sweat), and finally, a pair of King Hippo Boxers (I wonder if it comes in all sizes?). Click here to read more about this offer on Amazon.
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Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Want A Resident Evil Lighter? Shell Out $127 And It's All Yours! March 31, 2009
Today, on my birthday, Capcom is selling the BSAA lighters for $127. BSAA stands for Bio terrorism Security Assessment Alliance. Too bad it doesn't say S.T.A.R.S. on it. It would definitely shell out $127 for something like that but unfortunately, this lighter probably isn't worth my money. Click here to read on how to get this lighter.
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Yours, SatansLittleGamer
Video Games Are Responsible For Everything Bad March 31, 2009
Attention gamers!! Beware of video games!! Playing video games will turn you into a brutal murderer!! According to an article in the UK's Telegraph
that is. The headline of their shocking article reads:
The subheading reads:
Wow. That sounds like he killed her because she was into video games. I mean, they mention the Sony Playstation in the headline and the sub-heading. After reading the headline and sub-heading and the FIRST FIVE paragraphs I was certainly under the impression that video games led to this horrible crime.
But wait! Let's skip down to the 6th and 7th paragraphs and see if any non-video game information is revealed:
"The court yesterday (Monday) heard how Palmer had also become convinced that she was having an affair, and went into a violent rage when she told him she wanted him to move out in November last year, threatening that he would never get to see their children again."
"That evening he attacked her with two knives, inflicting 20 separate wounds to her upper chest. The murder was overhead by their son James, who called 999 before Palmer grabbed the phone and told emergency operators: "I'm sorry. I think I've killed her."
So, he was convinced she was having an affair, she kicked him out of the house and threatened him that he'd never see his children again. THAT EVENING he killed her. And yet, the defense attorney was quoted as saying:
"The genesis of this tragedy bizarrely lies with the purchase of the PlayStation."
Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, is this a joke? Read paragraph six again and you'll see, very specifically, that something other than video games sent him into a "violent rage", but video games are obviously to blame. Why didn't they blame pants? It's known throughout the couple's community that they were fond of wearing pants. They were frequently seen wearing pants both indoors and outside. In fact, nobody can recall ever seeing the couple when they weren't wearing pants. Therefore, logic would dictate that pants must have led to this vicious murder.
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before some moron out there finds a way to blame video games for the Manson Family murder spree. I can hear it now; "It's a well-known fact that Charlie Manson was a addicted to pinball and his favorite pinball machine was called "Helter Skelter". It's also a fact that pinball is considered the grandfather of video games, so one can only conclude that video games are responsible for the Tate-La Bianca murders."
You can read the entire, awful, disgusting, nauseating, revolting, piece-of-shit story here.
-Satan's Little Gamer
Happy Birthday To Me March 31, 2009
Today is my birthday so I may or may not be posting. It depends how drunk I get. Try to amuse yourself and have a nice day, Skippy.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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