The Wii Lawnmower April 6, 2009
Here's a video of a guy who has found a way to use his Nintendo Wii to control a robot lawnmower. Pretty cool, if you're into Nintendo Wii controlled robot lawnmowers. Watch the vid. You must might learn something, Biff. I found this little gem over at Kotaku.
-Satan's Little Gamer
A Little Journey For Your Wii April 6, 2009
According to Kotaku,
anyone with a few, spare Wii points can soon find themselves spazzing out to the manly sounds of Journey as they sweetly swoon their hit "Don't Stop Believing".
Pinch me, Spalding! I MUST be dreaming!
Journey is as masculine, as macho, and as manly as Tom Cruise and his dreamy, totally non-homo-erotic classic Top Gun. There is absolutely NOTHING feminine about Journey OR Tom Cruise!
-Satan's Little Gamer
7 Least Practical Controllers April 6, 2009
Gameist has a list of 7 of the least practical game controllers ever unleashed upon the gaming market. Take a stroll down memory lane and have a gander at these fine, fine examples of marketing brilliance. I'm sure you'll find yourself wondering, as have I, how these marvels of human ingenuity could have fallen by the waste side, only to be relegated to the dumpster bin of history's failures. In other words: WTF mate?!
From the list:
"The idea behind this Bradbury-esque nightmare is that by constantly thrashing about you’ll lose weight, because nothing says physical fitness like a big fucking chair attached to fake handlebars. The Dream Machine allows you to rotate, swivel and crotch thrust your way to victory, all the while making you look like a complete asshole to your friends who couldn’t shell out $1,700 for a magic game chair. When you feel like you can only be satisfied playing a video game when it costs you more than a used car, you really do have a problem."
A truly hilarious, fun-filled list. I urge you to read it. I urge you with extreme prejudice and malice aforethought. Fucker.
Read the entire list here.
-Satan's Little Gamer
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