Satan's Little Gamer - July 29, 2009

"PWN" I have just received my Mechano-hog yesterday and I have been enjoying it ever since. It was worth the 13k I shelled out to make it. Now, I have a story to tell. I am bad at telling stories so just try and not be too criticizing. Now we begin.

I woke up this morning and was thinking of what I should do with my Mechano-hog. I had the perfect idea. So, I got on WoW and got on my hog and left UC. I traveled all the way to Southshore in Tarren Mill while riding my hog and enjoying all the wonderful sights. Yes, I didn't take a single flight path. So, as I entered Southshore, I got off my hog and activated Death and Decay. Then I unleashed Icy Touch, Plague Strike, Blood Strike, and Death Strike, and then Blood Boil twice. Oh how the Alliance struggled to kill me as I wiped them out one by one. Unfortunately, nobody was there to see me attack their peaceful town. I'm sure somebody was notified their town was under attack. After I was done wasting everybody, I got on my hog and took off to Arathi Highlands. Then, I reached Refuge Pointe in Arathi Highlands and proceeded to unleash my fury on this quiet town. As I was fighting a mob of 5 to 6 level 45s a level 33 hunter decided to attack. Don't worry, I took him out with one Icy Touch and got on my hog and left. Now it was on to Badlands. Along the way, I met a level 19 space goat in Wetlands and helped him kill a ram so I could duel him. My ghoul and I took care him in a few seconds. Then I got on my hog and took off and rode to Loch Modan. I headed to The Lsamar and took out everybody there. There was a level 19 gnome staring at me and I could've sworn he was crying while I was wiping out his nonviolent town. After that, I headed to Badlands and farmed Mithril for a while. The End.

I had such a great time. It would've been more enjoyable if my friend Disco was with me. Him and I riding on a hog to each Allie town wiping them out one by one while taking off and flashing our "PWN" license plate to them. It was also fun having a few songs blaring on my iPod while taking them out. I was listening to Bloodcot by Rancid, Walk on Water by Black Sabbath, and Push It To The Limit by Paul Engemann. Wish I had George Thurgood's Bad To The Bone but I didn't so those were the only songs that I thought were suitable for my journey.

Thanks for reading.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

After reading that the game was canned, it looks like the MMO is still in the works. I know for a fact that I will definitely be playing as the Aliens. I won't quit World of Warcraft for this though. I'm having too much damn fun. I'll tell you about that journey later.

Thanks for reading/watching.

Yours, SatansLittleGamer

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